Incontrovertible Proof: Aliens in Texas and New Mexico
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| Mass Ascension, Balloon Fiesta 2011, Albuquerque, NM |
The story of aliens landing in Roswell, NM, created in 1947 by people with an overactive imagination, is just that: a story without real proof. And the above picture, taken during our visit of the 2011 Balloon Fiesta in Albuquerque, NM, is just a whimsical reference to aliens.
But the flight in our Zenith 601HDS, N314LB, from Aero Country Airport of McKinney, TX, to Albuquerque, with a fuel stop in Plainview, TX, produced real evidence that aliens have come from a galaxy far, far away and are alive and well in Texas and New Mexico.
Some of the evidence below is backed up by photos, while for others we just have the description of the event. For easy reference in subsequent discussions, we are numbering the evidence collected on the trip. There are five pieces. Collectively, they constitute incontrovertible proof that aliens are among us.
Evidence #1
We take off at 7:15 am CDT from Aero Country Airport on runway 35. Prior to the takeoff run, we have turned on both GPS units on board: the Bendix-King KLX 135A and the Garmin GPSMAP 195.
These units were produced by different manufacturers and use different software. Both units display the correct position prior to the takeoff run. But during the takeoff run, both units stop as if a software error had occurred in both units at exactly the same time. We ignore this problem until we are 1,000 ft AGL, then wait for the units to recover. But they do not.
We turn off both units, wait a few seconds, and then turn them on again. Both units start up as usual, and for the rest of trip operate flawlessly. In the past, we have had two instances where one of the two units quit, evidently due to a software problem. But both units at the same time? Never!
The most likely explanation is that we have been hit by powerful beta-rays of alien aircraft, and those rays have disabled the CPUs of the GPS units.
Unfortunately, we have no way to record this evidence by photo or other means.
Evidence #2
The winds between Dallas and Plainview are weird. Near the ground, at 500-1,000 ft AGL, there is a tailwind, while from 2,000 ft AGL and up there is a significant headwind. Once we have figured this out, we fly 500-1,000 ft AGL. This is very safe; we have CAVU VFR, and there are no significant towers along the route after the first 50 nm.
Soon we are under the Westover 2 MOA, about 65 nm due west from Wichita Falls. The MOA has a floor of 10,000 ft MSL. This means that all military training traffic is flying at least at 10,000 ft MSL. We are at 800 ft AGL, which translates to 2,600 ft MSL. Thus we are far below the airspace used by the military.
Suddenly, a small jet with camouflage paint scheme comes into view. The plane is far below us, if you can imagine that, with us being at 800 ft AGL. The plane at the most is at 200 ft AGL and seems to be scraping the ground. The jet comes from behind; we see it emerging from under our left wing, so to speak.
We are doing 90 kts, but this plane is substantially faster, maybe 200-250 kts. You can imagine our surprise and shock! Clearly, this cannot be a US military jet, since it would have to be at least at 10,000 ft MSL. Due to the paint scheme, it cannot be a civilian jet, either. What is left as an explanation? Of course, the jet must be piloted by aliens!
Unfortunately, the jet is so fast that we cannot take a picture.
Unfortunately, the jet is so fast that we cannot take a picture.
Evidence #3
The flight Dallas - Plainview is beautiful. The sun is behind us, the air is smooth, and the autopilot keeps us on course. We only need to adjust the altitude now and then. Equally simple is the landing in Plainview. We taxi to the self-serve fuel pump and fill up.
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| Refueling at Plainview, TX |
For a moment of rest and what mathematicians call flow conservation, we go to the FBO building, a small, well-kept facility. But wait, what is this? A carving of “Gate 2” in the concrete walkway leading to the FBO building.
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| Etching in concrete walkway of FBO building |
We walk around the building. There is no “Gate 1”!
Over the years, we have landed a lot of times in Plainview. But never did we notice “Gate 2”. Where might it have come from?
Over the years, we have landed a lot of times in Plainview. But never did we notice “Gate 2”. Where might it have come from?
Following the rule of Occam’s Razor, the shortest and most convincing explanation is the following. Aliens are planning to construct a docking station in Plainview. They have already decided on the location of Gates 1 and 2. Two aliens were directed to mark the two locations in the concrete. One of them managed to etch “Gate 2” into the concrete. The other one was interrupted by the night security guard, and thus “Gate 1” is missing.
You have seen the evidence of the photos. Here is clear-cut, documented proof of alien presence.
Evidence #4
Taking off from Plainview, we soon pass Clovis, NM, with its large military base, restricted area, and MOA. The relentless heat and drought of Summer 2011 has parched even the circular irrigated fields.
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| Parched fields near Clovis, NM |
If you have followed the AOPA weather site during the summer, you have seen that somehow, quite mysteriously, rain coming from the west was always routed around eastern New Mexico and all of Texas. What caused this strange weather pattern?
About 30 miles northwest of Clovis, we come upon the answer. There is a circular field three quarters brown and one quarter green. How could this possibly happen? We fly closer. Then we see strange lines in the green quarter. We have come upon crop circles! We don’t know what to make of the lines, and take a photo.
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| Mysterious crop circles northwest of Clovis, NM |
Flying a full circle above the field, we take a second picture. This photo, too, seems mysterious. Later in Albuquerque, with daughter Ingrid’s help, we decipher the message of the second photo. If you invert the second photo, you get the following.
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| Farmer harvesting pumpkins |
This proves that aliens are not just present, but communicate with other aliens in the southern hemisphere, and are thoroughly familiar with farming.
Given the theme of the crop circles, aliens must be planning a special activity during Halloween!
How can we prepare for their Halloween activity and guard against mischief? I simply do not know, but trust that our politicians in Washington will be able to figure it out once they read this blog.
Evidence #5
This is the weirdest piece of evidence. Imagine me flying along, somewhere between Plainview and Santa Rosa, NM. We are still 1,000 ft AGL to avoid strong headwinds higher up. The autopilot does its work; we are relaxed and focus on lining up the terrain with the sectional.
Suddenly an incredibly bright light is straight ahead of us, and coming at us with high speed. In a split second, we figure out that this cannot be a plane. The bright light is too circular and focused and shining. It’s as if we are looking into the sun.
As the fiery ball comes up with enormous speed, it takes on various psychedelic colors. This is the time to become frightened beyond measure. Then the bright fireball veers off just a bit to our right and whooshes past us, exactly at wing level and maybe 50 ft from the plane. As it is abeam with the wing, it appears as a metallic balloon, maybe 2 ft in diameter, with extraordinary, yes otherwordly, colors.
I say “appears” because this appearance does not agree with what we saw when the ball was farther away. Clearly, this is an alien craft traveling at high speed. Due to Einstein’s theory of relativity, high speed reduces the size, and thus, we see only a ball with a 2 ft diameter. But we know that this is a deception frequently employed by aliens to reduce the size of their craft. Surely this is another, water-tight proof that aliens are not just here, but travel in highly advanced craft.
As you can guess, there was no time to take a picture. From what I understand about the theory of relativity, a photo could not have been taken anyway since at such high speeds, the photons appear as a blur. In fact, it is well known that these errant photons can destroy a digital camera.
The rest of the trip to Albuquerque was uneventful. But what a trip this was!
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